•  year is 2392
• child: mommy i can't sleep
• mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
• mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH

ohijustlovethat:

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

had had 

masturbatingashowerofcunts:

one-derections:

hhaahoran:

drunk niall with a rOSE IN HIS MOUTH im gonna need to ask u to leave italy immediately

are we going to ignore the fact that he seems to be talking on a shoe?? ok

can we just take a minute??

thnksfrthbttfck:

if ur a tall boy with a good taste in music tht looks like u haven’t slept in 2 weeks hmu

• friend without a tumblr: I wanna show you something
• me: I've seen that

jackfrostftw:

epitomeofsad:

transparent-alice:

her dress changes color to that of your blog

this is lovely

she has a snowflake patterned dress this is great

Thank you I would never have known to read ‘3’ as “three” if it weren’t for you 

sunharry:

harry is perfect because one second he’s like

but then a minute later he’s like

pizzaforpresident:

I wish there was a bar in nyc called tumblr and you go there and have to sign in with your url and were only allowed to go into certain areas depending on your follower count so all the fandom bloggers would be dancing on the floor and all the tumblr famous people would be in the VIP and we’d have water balloons filled with hot sauce to throw at them